THE EASTER BUNNY SNIPER


IF YOUR LITTLE ONES ARE SCARED THAT THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WILL STEAL THEIR HIDDEN EASTER EGGS WHILE YOU GO OUT TO BRUNCH, JUST TELL THEM THE EASTER BUNNY SNIPER IS ON YOUR ROOF, PROTECTING THE LOOT. HE’S ARMED WITH A SNIPER RIFLE, AND HE WILL BLOW A HOLE SO DEEP INTO THE FRAGILE SKULL OF ANY CHILD WHO TRIES TO STEAL YOUR KIDS’ EASTER EGGS, THAT THEY WILL SERIOUSLY DIE A SERIOUS DEATH. SERIOUSLY. THE EASTER BUNNY SNIPER IS LETHAL AND A TRAINED ASSASSIN. IF HE RUNS OUT OF AMMO, HE WILL JUST KICK THE LITTLE THEIF IN THEIR LITTLE THROAT HOLE. HE IS ALSO SO DOCILE THAT HE WILL SIT ON YOUR ROOF UNTIL YOU COME BACK HOME AND START THE EGG HUNT.


THE EASTER BUNNY SNIPER KIND OF LOOKS LIKE THE BUNNY IN PICTURE ABOVE, EXCEPT HE WEARS SUNGLASSES AND SMOKES A CIGAR. AND HE’S INVISIBLE, EXCEPT TO ADULTS.

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*made with love by Slippy Jenkins

**Bunny drawing by James Paige